I’ve reached a boiling point, stop rippin’ on Alien films. I’ve found a real reason to get excited for Christmas and it’s not some stupid present from your weak ass grandma you’re pretending to like. No, I’m talking about a new GOD DAMN ALIENS MOVIE. This is the sure cure to put that weak ass present from gramma out of your mind and some kick ass back into your shorts. I’ve been reading the blogs and the cult movie sites and see how you so called, “REVIEWERS” are killin’ some hard core fun before you’ve even seen it. Same shit happened last summer with a killer film called, Snakes on a Plane. Everyone threw the movie under the bus before they even saw it. Those of you who went to this film opening night had a fuckin’ blast. This is what brings me to this question. How the hell could any of you Alien fans put up with this kind of crap from reviewers! We’re talking fuckin’ acid filled Aliens and Predators on earth… AGAIN!

No more screwing around this time. The trailer has face huggers leaching onto a father and son out on a hunting trip, a scene in a house with an alien eating a guy next to his daughter’s bed, someone’s face being CAVED IN from an alien’s Brundle Fly acid spit, a ton of great Predator disappearing acts, and the National Guard taking on a pack of Aliens! The only thing I see in this trailer is pure sweet visual jizz. Everyone got down on AVP, but did they really go and see it or rent it! I mean come on, SLOW MOTION FACE HUGGERS, how could you not get wood over that. If there has to be someone to come out and celebrate this new AVP film, let it be me. AvP2 is going to be pure action at it’s best.

Let me bring up one more reason to go to this film opening day. Reiko fuckin’ Aylesworth. If you’re a 24 fan like myself who completely wants season 6 of 24 to be eliminated off the earth, you’ll be glad to see Michelle Dessler is alive and well. She’s forgotten Tony Almeida, found a gigantic machine gun and it’s pointing at an Alien’s acid filled head, end of story.